Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which bug is related to you?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

How does a polar bear build a house?