Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's the holiest insect?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?