Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?