What did the airline worker name her child?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What car always breaks the rules?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?