How do fleas travel?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a short cow?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?