How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you find at the end of everything?
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