Where do clowns go on vacation?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

How do fleas travel?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?