How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are all priests fit?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What does the sun drink out of?
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