How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
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Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the mime upset?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a table you can eat?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
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