Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why is summer always sad?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?