What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Which former US President was always cold?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Which subject has two parts?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
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