Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Which president loved to take baths?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What was the first animal in space?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?