What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
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