Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why do two skunks argue?