Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?