What building always gets stains on it?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?