Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's the loudest sport?