Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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