Did you know that felines don't bite?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?