Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
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