Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?