What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?