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What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What makes music in your hair?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What country has the most fish?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Where do termites go camping?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why are English teachers so smart?