What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How long will dinner be?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?