Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Who invented fractions?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What does an evil hen lay?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why was the horse so happy?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?