What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do vampires always look sick?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?