What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?