Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What did the painter say to the wall?