Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What words make the best athletes?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?