Why don't ants get sick?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?