What day never takes itself seriously?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?