Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?