What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you give a sick lemon?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?