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Why are winter days great?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?