Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?