Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why are winter days great?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?