What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?