What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why was the math book sad?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Which animal is the most religious?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?