Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Families are like fudge.

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Where does Superman park his cars?