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How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which singer could always break a five?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?