People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Which state has the best streets?