What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Which state has the best streets?