You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

A book just fell on my head.

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Which musician loves to make chili?

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What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What condiment has wings?

Why were the atoms always hungry?