What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?