Why do librarians never make plans?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What superpower do all middle children have?