What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are fish such good architects?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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