Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?