Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which former US President was always cold?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do hands go on vacation?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What day is your mom always right?
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