Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a henway?
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