Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What building always gets stains on it?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What car can't keep a secret?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
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