Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
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