Where do polar bears vote?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?