Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are winter days great?
Why is winter considered holy?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
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