What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do cats love to work?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What animal is always ready to protect people?