What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?