What should your husband name his internet connection?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?