How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What do you call octopus twins?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?