What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What tree has the most bark?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What car always breaks the rules?