Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?