How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What shape has a knighthood?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why are baseball players so good at math?