What do little monsters call their mother?
Mummy!
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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