What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do fish do at parades?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the turkey cross the road?