Why are ghosts always single?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?