Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

When does a horse talk?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What time of day was Adam created?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?