What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
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