Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?