What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

A book just fell on my head.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?