What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Which cats love to be petted?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?