What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
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