What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?