Where do tough ducks come from?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What kind of bird can write?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?