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Where would you find an elephant?

Why don't ants get sick?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

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Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call the king of vegetables?