Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
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