Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are cars magic?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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