What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?