What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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