Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What nationality are most fish?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?