What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

How do scientists grow fruit?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do cats love to work?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Bears love exotic cars.

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Which celebrity always frowns?