Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why was the math book sad?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's the noisiest food?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Where do actors go to pray?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?