Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?