What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why was the broom late for school?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
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