What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What shape is bad at driving?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
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