What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why are frogs always happy?