Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?