Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How do you wash a lamb?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?