What's the laziest vegetable?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How long do chickens work?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?