What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why was the math book sad?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?