What's a steak's favorite shoe?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a short cow?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?