Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Where does water do all its banking?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Where do novels go to have a good time?