Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the slowest 5k?
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