Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Where do bees go on their vacation?