Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which former US President was always cold?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
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