What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
How did the toad die?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
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