How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Where would you find an elephant?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's the scariest letter?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?