Which dog belongs in a band?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do trees say when autumn comes?