What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a short cow?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?