Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Where do goldfish go camping?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?