What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
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What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a Russian flea?
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