What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Where does breakfast live?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
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