What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What animal has the most fun?

Where do stars go to college?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Where does cheese invest its money?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did March say to the madness?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?