What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?