Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why are frogs always happy?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?