Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How do fish watch TV shows?