How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
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