How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do books sleep?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why is grass so dangerous?
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