How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
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