What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Which insect is the smartest?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?