What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?