Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Where do milkshakes come from?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call the dog magician?