Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

How do frogs get to work?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What tree has the most bark?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?