What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A fumble bee.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
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