What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?