Why is summer always sad?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

A book just fell on my head.

What is the best way to study the Bible?