What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?