What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did summer say to spring?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How do bears keep cool?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?