Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What does a panda ghost say?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?