Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did electricity win the race?
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