What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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