What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a doll's favorite car?
It's Crowded!
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
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