Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Which family member is always relieved?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?