What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How did the toad die?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What game does chlorine never lose?
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