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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?