What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What makes music in your hair?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?