What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?