Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the student eat their homework?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?