What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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