What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?