What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
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