What do you call a dog in space?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is the color of the wind?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?