Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where do ships always get stuck?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?