What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
How can you make 7 even?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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