What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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