What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
It's allergy season again?
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