Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why was the cat so small?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why are baseball games at night?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?