What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?