What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do ants go to eat?
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