What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
A doggy bag.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which bug is related to you?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
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