What's the loudest Christmas song?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?