How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!