Which band is always treated like royalty?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?