What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?