What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did Tigger⢠stick his head in the toilet?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the OlympicsÂŽ?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
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