What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
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What's a cat's favorite song?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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