What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What condiment has wings?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?