Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Who invented fractions?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?