Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Where do actors go to pray?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do teachers do during summer break?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?