Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the mime upset?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
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