What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why are grandkids so great?