What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Where do chips wear socks?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why are bakers also often hippies?