What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do stars go to college?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What makes music in your hair?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does Santa order at the bar?
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