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He didn't give a hoot.
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What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
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What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
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