What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What sweet treat never panics?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Where do books sleep?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Which founding father loves to sing?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?