What vegetables do librarians like?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the fish blush?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What is the emptiest holiday?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a dog in space?