What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?