What's a goose's favorite book?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What does a dog say before eating?

Where do old bowling balls end up?