Where do pigs learn magic?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?