How do you get kids to do something?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Can February March?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did spring break up with winter?