What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
A fam-lie.
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are maps such great therapists?
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