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Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call a cow with two legs?