What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Bears love exotic cars.