Why did the goal post get angry?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Which singer could always break a five?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

When should you start writing a book?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?