Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?