Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why was the bee sad?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?