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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?