How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What car can't keep a secret?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do horses say to greet each other?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the painter say to the wall?