Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?