What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do little fish love to play with?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?