What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What is a spider's favorite book?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?