Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What type of car do planets buy?

How do football players deal with their problems?