Why was the fabric always laughing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why was the fish so smart?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What words make the best athletes?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?